taken from the google doc of all our quotes, here are some of my favorites:
- i’ve been silent farting for the past three minutes straight
- i feel bad for my future husband because i fart so much
- man, i want to see your underwear! nah if i take it off there will be ass everywhere
- anika! look it’s your people!
- it’s called a shart, even my dad knows what it is
- your dad trained you like a dog candace
- will her parents think i’m a slut? no that’s booby
- channing tatum in the morning is the best thing that has ever happened to me
- time to put my ass back on
- did you know farts smell worse in the water?
- madd’s kids won’t be able to learn english because she talks so fast
- madd’s teeth are so big you can make a painting on them
- it’s not that bad! out of the 20 farts that was the only smelly one
- miles mcNASTY and drunk black mothers on the bus in mexico omg
oh btw i finally made an instagram @ michellothere follow me pls QQ